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What if our children would be this quick to answer questions.
Room 1-A
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Teacher : Mario, go to the map and find North America.
Mario : Here it is.
Teacher : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
Class: Mario.
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Room 2-B
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Teacher : Why are you late Bodot?
Bodot : Because of the sign.
Teacher : What sign?
Bodot : The one that says, "School ahead. Go slow."
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Room 3-C
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Teacher : Goyeta, how would you spell "crocodile?"
Goyeta : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L
Teacher : No Goyeta, that's incorrect.
Goyeta : Maybe it's incorrect, but you asked me how "I" spelled it.
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Room 4-D
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Teacher : Roche, what is the chemical formula for water?
Roche : H I J K L M N O
Teacher : Roche, what are you talking about?
Roche : Well, yesterday you said it was H to O.
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Room 5-E
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Teacher : Donkoy, give me a sentence starting with "I".
Donkoy : I is...........
Teacher : No Donkoy....Always say "I am".....not "I is".
Donkoy : All right........."I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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Room 6-F
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Teacher : George Washington not only chopped down his father's
cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now Dongboy, do you
know why his father didn't punish him?
Dongboy : Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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Room 7-G
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Teacher : JOJI, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as
your brother's composition. Did you copy that from him?
Joji: No teacher, it's the same dog.
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